A Big Purr of Welcome

This blog used to be written by Tara, cat and author of Cats in Charge: A Guide to the Training and Education of Humans. She is also a leading character in Big Dragons Don't Cry, Book One of A Dragon's Guide to Destiny and in its sequels.

Once Tara realized that the rewards of writing a blot didn't include treats or catnip, she assigned the job to me, human and nominal writer of her books.

However, she has final approval of all posts, and she advises you to visit often. The advice you'll read here can land you in a field of catnip if you follow it.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

A Cat's Ten Commandments

While I have seen this from time to time on the Internet, I'm posting it here because it fully expresses the principles and philosophy of Cats in Charge.

1. I am the Lord of thy house.



2. Thou shall have no other pets before me.



3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.



4. I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.



5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day.



6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.



7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.



8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.



9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.



10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.

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3 comments:

  1. Vashtiqvega43May 2, 2013 at 7:34 PM

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    Thank you,

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  2. AnonymousMay 9, 2013 at 9:51 PM

    I love this!

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  3. Michele M. ReynoldsMay 11, 2013 at 7:10 AM

    I found your great blog through the WLC Blog Follows on the World Literary Cafe! Great to connect!

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